Freshly popping back into the dating scene, even with years of experience, being a chick oft overwhelmed by emotions, one can forget that one can still be beguiled into dropping one's drawers. You know the ol' adage to charm our panties off: boy meets girl, boy tells girl he has deep feelings for her, girl sucks cock, girl screws boy, girl sucks more cock, girl reciprocates feelings to boy, boy realises that sex has sentimental strings attached, hence boy ditches girl. So, I decided it'd be a good idea to make it clear to any prospects that I don't intend to give the milk for free. Here's how the ad will run:
Purebred Blonde Angus cow for sale. Still young enough for calving, is low maintenance and accepts the occasional ration of bullshit in exchange for a good roping. Has had previous owners who can attest that she's top cut. Won't give the milk for free, but has nice teats. Price negotiable - willing to barter for a pig who knows what he wants.
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